I am Sans Paba, protecting you against ultraviolet rays.



"‘ello
my good man…

"I am the Pube Mupit. I have a request for you, friendly shopkeeper. I would like to buy some letters. Not just any letters. I would like to buy five letters, all “B.” I would also like to request a tennis ball made of celery leaves, thirty-seven caterpillars, a book on Ethiopian metaphysics, a pretzel, a burned copy of “20,000 Ways to Film a Stik Fite,” a box of tissues, and a cow. When I have that cow, I will name it Wade and mail it to a third world village. Yes, that would be swell. What do you mean you are out of cows? What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let me be!" Pube Mupit.
Love NG.


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Friday, November 21, 2008
Harold Saxon would like to offer you a Grit.
Can't talk to someone when all you want to do is hack their chest open and rip out their guts.

Eff off, Harry, or whatever your name is. High caliber my ass.


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Sunday, September 14, 2008
I was made on a monday morning or a friday afternoon.
I sort of wish this was a proper outlet for my emotions, like any other emotion-bleeding teenager/young adult/adult/old geezer. The trouble is, I tend to release my emotion in different ways, like kicking a wall by accidental flinch and consequently almost breaking my toe.

Walking up and down stairs is very difficult for me. I think my doctor is about to recommend that I buy a cane.
Great, I can whack people with it. Muahahaha.


Again, for this semester, this blog will probably be (mostly) ignored. I have a tremendous amount of energy reserved for studying, working, and making sure I eat, drink and sleep. I also need time to watch my favourite TV shows.
Funny enough, I tend to spend most of my time on a computer. I'm wearing out the battery on my laptop viciously, and yet, no blogging. I write constantly, as most of my classes require it.
And yet, no blogging.

I'm in a slump. I can't do this consistently, my attention span goes in waves. My career has to be pretty damn interesting. Although, I'm also changing my major.


I'm just a big ball of warm happy fluff. Zoinks.

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